The mummified heart is said to be that of vampire Auguste Delagrance, responsible for the deaths of more than forty people back in the 1900, a period of vampirism in the USA. When he was identified, Delagrance was hunted down by a Romano Catholic priest and a Voodoo Hougan, and was destroyed in 1912. (x)
This is fucking Rad
Tʜᴇ ᴀsᴀʀɪ ɪɴsᴛɪɴᴄᴛɪᴠᴇʟʏ sᴇᴇᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀɪɴᴛᴀɪɴ sᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ʙᴀʟᴀɴᴄᴇs ᴏғ ᴇᴄᴏɴᴏᴍɪᴄ﹐ ᴘᴏʟɪᴛɪᴄᴀʟ﹐ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍɪʟɪᴛᴀʀʏ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ. ᴛʀᴀᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟʟʏ﹐ ᴀsᴀʀɪ sᴘʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ɪɴғʟᴜᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴄᴜʟᴛᴜʀᴀʟ ᴅᴏᴍɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴᴛᴇʟʟᴇᴄᴛᴜᴀʟ sᴜᴘᴇʀɪᴏʀɪᴛʏ. ᴀsᴀʀɪ ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴀᴡᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀᴛᴛʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ﹐ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʀᴇ ᴄᴏᴍғᴏʀᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ᴇxᴘʀᴇssɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ sᴇxᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ.
I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.
I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”
"You’ve gotta be stirring my pasta"